20 Sketchy Vans That Aren't Worth the (Free) Candy

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 08/16/2024 in creepy

It's the first thing you teach your children when they come of a certain age: "Don't talk to strangers, especially if they're offering you free candy out of the back of a white van."

Every person who owns a white van should be taking it upon themselves to reassure everyone else that they're not suspicious, but these van owners did quite the opposite. Yeah, we're not getting near these things, and definitely not with our kids.

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“Creepy van I saw in San Francisco.”
2.
“Van parked outside my girlfriend’s place with a creepy mannequin. It hasn’t moved in a month.”
3.
4.
“This creepy van/truck that circled me at the gas station.”
5.
“I saw this at the mall.”
6.
“Sweet new paint job on the grape van.”
7.
8.
“This plate plus this van equals tons of red flags.”
9.
“Found inside of a creepy white van. Somehow made it less creepy.”
10.
“I was walking my dog and saw this creepy van parked on the corner. I took a picture and immediately went the other way.”
11.
“This van has been around my small town for years.”
12.
“I present to you, the ‘Cussing Pastor’ van.”
13.
Yes, this is a real license plate on a white van with tinted windows.
14.
“What is this symbol?”
15.
16.
“Now this is how you have a creepy white van.”
17.
“There were no coolers or ice cream inside when I looked.”
18.
“‘Cum&Go’ van on a dirt road.”
19.
“A suspicious white van was reported driving around my hometown, stopping to talk to kids but speeding away when adults showed up. The sheriff's department posted this on their Facebook as the ‘Suspect Vehicle.’”
20.
“Blurred house with pedo van on Exposition Blvd, LA.”
21.
“Flat black is by far the most terrifying color to paint your car.”
22.
“This ice cream truck.”

1.
“Creepy van I saw in San Francisco.”
2.
“Van parked outside my girlfriend’s place with a creepy mannequin. It hasn’t moved in a month.”
3.
4.
“This creepy van/truck that circled me at the gas station.”
5.
“I saw this at the mall.”
6.
“Sweet new paint job on the grape van.”
7.
8.
“This plate plus this van equals tons of red flags.”
9.
“Found inside of a creepy white van. Somehow made it less creepy.”
10.
“I was walking my dog and saw this creepy van parked on the corner. I took a picture and immediately went the other way.”
11.
“This van has been around my small town for years.”
12.
“I present to you, the ‘Cussing Pastor’ van.”
13.
Yes, this is a real license plate on a white van with tinted windows.
14.
“What is this symbol?”
15.
16.
“Now this is how you have a creepy white van.”
17.
“There were no coolers or ice cream inside when I looked.”
18.
“‘Cum&Go’ van on a dirt road.”
19.
“A suspicious white van was reported driving around my hometown, stopping to talk to kids but speeding away when adults showed up. The sheriff's department posted this on their Facebook as the ‘Suspect Vehicle.’”
20.
“Blurred house with pedo van on Exposition Blvd, LA.”
21.
“Flat black is by far the most terrifying color to paint your car.”
22.
“This ice cream truck.”